Tuesday, September 04, 2007
True Senatorial Romance Stories
Meanwhile, Young Gerry Conway's narration foreshadows Iron Man's imminent alcoholism with its trademark hysteria. If I were Marvel's editor-in-chief, I would have created an Iron Man spin-off called "Fragile Web of Iron Man" and shunted Conway's excess caption boxes into it, thereby leaving more room for fightin'. That's "fightin'" pronounced the good old Irish way: "foyt-in"! Also, when you say it that way you're morally obligated to immediately punch somebody in the face. Hard. Storm Boy, if you could step over here for a moment...?