Because I based my clearance event salespitch on "Can You Use Any Money Today" from the Irving Berlin musical "Call Me Madam" and then let Storm Boy deliver it... as a rap.
Any man who writes a parody from a song Ethel Merman sang in CALL ME MADAM is my kinda guy!
Merman is rolling in her grave... not from the parody, though. She's still pissed she did that LOVE BOAT episode with Carol Channing and Della Reese. She would love your parody!!
Anonymous: Terrific! Er, I trust your wallet is bulging with 30th Century United Planets currency? 'Cause I don't take Discover.
Stephen: Haw! I hate that I sort-of remember that. And if I recall correctly, Gofer's mom was played by Ann Miller. (Classic line, said to Ann by a rival: "I'm gonna take a hammer and break your hair!")
(Cl)one: In that case, remind me to stay away from the Karaoke bar on Clone Trooper Night.
Bill S.: If only I had enough hours in a day to actually do that, huh? (Because I totally would.)
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Well, I know I want to buy stuff now. I think.
Any man who writes a parody from a song Ethel Merman sang in CALL ME MADAM is my kinda guy!
Merman is rolling in her grave... not from the parody, though. She's still pissed she did that LOVE BOAT episode with Carol Channing and Della Reese. She would love your parody!!
I will try to say something positive ...... Uhhhh ..... errrrrr ..... ummmmmmm ..... That was better Whiteboy rap then Vanilla Ice.
On the plus side you sing better then the average Clone Trooper.
I would happily suscribe to a Blockade Boy radio drama Podcast. Even with the white boy rap.
Anonymous: Terrific! Er, I trust your wallet is bulging with 30th Century United Planets currency? 'Cause I don't take Discover.
Stephen: Haw! I hate that I sort-of remember that. And if I recall correctly, Gofer's mom was played by Ann Miller. (Classic line, said to Ann by a rival: "I'm gonna take a hammer and break your hair!")
(Cl)one: In that case, remind me to stay away from the Karaoke bar on Clone Trooper Night.
Bill S.: If only I had enough hours in a day to actually do that, huh? (Because I totally would.)
Well, at least he's better than Grand Master Flash.
Funny stuff.
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