Thursday, August 30, 2007

The Day Perspective Died (by special guest blogger Storm Boy)

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stormboyhead0807Hey! Wait a minute! ...Just who is that speaking in the foreground? I think it's supposed to be Tony but his suit has somehow gone from brown to purple. The Speaker of the House strikes again! And even though everybody had been sitting comfortably, now there's no chair anywhere to be found. And the Distinguished Gentlemen from various districts are executing an impressive series of flips and cartwheels! You know what I think? I think Tony never made it to the real Congress. I think he somehow (i.e. drunkenly) wandered into an interpretive dance workshop version of Congress, choreographed by Twyla Tharp. ("Please place your jazz hand on the Bible and repeat after me...")

8 comments:

Gyuss Baaltar said...

Storm Boy! You don't fool me! You only have the power to blog because of a device you've hidden under your shirt

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I call this congress to order.

(bass riff)

We got to keep it smooth

(bass riff)

Oh no, the roof is collapsing on us.

(bass riff, snapping fingers)

Anonymous said...

It actually all makes perfect sense for that to happen in Congress, assuming you ignore all the evidence.

Scipio said...

I went to one of those once.
Lots of tabling motions.

P.S. Jeremy, where is your photo for pogification?!

Storm Boy said...

Gyuss Baaltar: You're only saying that because you want me to take off my shirt. Too bad! You gotta buy me dinner first.

Jon: Iron Man's should have guessed what was up when he saw half the senators had soul patches and/or berets.

Anonymous: Well said!

Scipio: Yay! The Big Dog Himself commented on one of my posts! *Fiddler on the Roof voice* RECOGNITION!!!

Gyuss Baaltar said...

I am so totally singing RECOGNITION in a Fiddler on the Roof voice right now. Thank goodness for locks on server room doors.

Now for a rendition of If I Were a Blog Man

? said...

Tony's mood ring like suit has the power to makes people dance. The uses it evretime he comes up to trial.

Storm Boy said...

Gyuss Baaltar: And of course, "Blogmaker, Blogmaker, Publish My Blog."

?: He should use it more often. Civil War Dance Party! Yay!