But those hands... those delicate, fine-boned fingers, the sinuous movements they make... I believe Demitrius here is was born to be a hand model. (And he's instinctively protecting those lovelies with a pair of x-tra soft kid gloves.) It's just a shame he lived in the Time Before QVC* or else he could have gone legit instead of trying to hack it as a terrorist/psychic/party clown or whatever the hell he's supposed to be.
*Admittedly, the home shopping joints prefer people with beautiful miniature appendages, to make their rings and bracelets appear ginormous.
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Oh, he tried the hand-model thing, but he kept trying to model everything from inside his mop of of hair, so they axed him. I have a copy of the rejection letter right here. "You're a fool," is basically the content.
Fortunately though, he went to terrorist/psychic/party clown night school with Slasher and Lucie. I gather the benefits packages are amazing.
Wow. What are the benefits, I wonder. Unlimited use of the tesseract van is definitely one.
how are his teeth doughy? Perhaps he's just eaten dough.
It's those cheap-ass Soviet Bloc dentists. Everything's made of papier-mache!
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