Friday, May 02, 2008

In a Single Binding

s212impolite



Spawn called; he wants his cape back.

...And yes, all you "Superman scholars" (bless your Cheeto-clogged hearts!), I know that it was "canon" for Kal-El's cape to possess elastic properties. For example, he used to muffle explosions with it. But this nonsense belongs in the "trap villains under a rapidly-expanding S-shield" category of inane powers that briefly materialize because the writer is bored and/or high.

Also, you'll note that although the Legion Rejects are all being crushed to death, they're drawn by a young Mike Grell, so their legs are still in that wide-open stance favored by baseball pitchers and the cast of "The Hills."

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Whatever It Is I Think I See

s212flagpole

Lately, I have suffered from a mysterious eye condition, much like that suffered by the waif in a certain 20th century ballad. I can't recall the name of the tune, but I do know that the youngster was stricken with madness, such that any cylindrical object in his field of vision was seemingly transmogrified into toffee candy. Only with me? It ain't candy.

Whatever I've got, I hope it wears off soon.

(Just not too soon. Heh-heh.)

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Museum of Modern Smut

yl72devastated

Well, HELL NO, that ain't a painting of a finger.

...Aw, don't be such a prude. My own magnificent member has been painted on countless occasions! Also, somebody once did a portrait of it. *rimshot*

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Monday, April 28, 2008

Taunting: You're Doing It Wrong

sb212irma

*stage-whisper to Esper Lass* "Her name is Imra."