Man, she is really upset about her new hairstyle!
Relax, sweetheart. Okay, so it's a little on the puffy side.
...Scratch that; it's huge. And misshapen. It's the Rondo Hatton of hair! It looks like a big white hairy butt, and I cannot lie. It's so big, Night Girl's hair has just issued a public challenge. There's to be a hair fight, like with those two gals in "Uzumaki." And Night Girl's hair can kick any other hairstyle to the curb. If I were you, I'd disguise that bloated abomination with a Pucci scarf and some "Jackie O." sunglasses, and I'd hop the next freighter to Helsinki. Taking refuge beneath the midnight sun is your only hope now.
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Boy, those "Shear Genius" guys did a number on Dolphin!
Now, she can post a personal saying she has "model hair"
It looks OK, I guess. She just needs to straighten it out a little it looks kicked off to the side.
Oh cram the drama, Judy.
At least the new hair colour matches the blouse. And the undershirt. And the eyes. And the belt, and the sand, and the freaking seagulls.
Actually, screw it. If that's your stylist back there on the beach?
He needs to dieeeeeeeee.
"Night Girl's hair can kick any other hairstyle to the curb"
Damn straight.
Oh, don't cry honey -- it's nothing that a little Frizeze can't fix.
Poor Ms. Jetson. Apparantly Eep Op Ork Ah Ah DOESN'T mean I love you...
Gustavo: Also, Tyra Banks may have personally chosen the "let's painfully bleach every atom of pigment out of your hair" shade of blond for her.
Jon: "Okay"? And you call yourself a professional hairstylist? ...Oh, wait, you don't. My bad.
Spazmo: If we're lucky, they're in a war-torn Baltic nation, and he'll just swish onto a landmine.
Scipio: Yes, Night Girl's hair is undoubtedly the Queen Bee(hive).
Nepharia: But before that, I'd suggest she calm her nerves with a couple of vodka shots.
Lurker: BWAH! Well, maybe her giant hair can fold up into a little suitcase, like her dad's car.
"Poor Ms. Jetson. Apparantly Eep Op Ork Ah Ah DOESN'T mean I love you..."
ROTFL!!!!!
Judy's romantic oceanside walk turned to horror when Dirk discovered the double cheeseburger she kept hidden beneath her wig.
I'm with Scipio, Night Girl's hair is the biggest beehive this side of Marge Simpson.
Do you guys know about Jon IG's blog game Last Gladiator Standing 3
The fact that I'm not in it doesn't mean that its not good.
You might want to check it out or ask Jon IG to join in.
Oh and Eep Op Ork Ah Ah means "You got bad hair bitch!"
David: Well, maybe if he'd offered to share it with her. But no, he just swallowed the damn sammitch without even chewing it first!
MaGnUs: Night Girl's hair really deserves its own theme song, preferably sung by Isaac Hayes.
Captain Koma: The fact that I'm not in it also doesn't mean its not good. No, seriously! Check it out!
Oh, yes.... Isaac Hayes, if only he hadn't gone to the Dark Si... Scientology.
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