Forget that goateed heel, honey; he just got a job working in a Tom of Finland comic. (Seriously, why else would he leave a sexy manikin like her? She has twenty-two points of articulation!)
Bonus: Remember when those kinds of lapels were found in places other than clown costumes? ...Yeah, me neither.
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Forget him, Honey. Not only he'g going to be a Tom Of Finland model, like BB pointed out, but also... don't you remember the awful motorbike accident that fatally wounded your hand forever?
Harsh brushoff or not, he did caution her about overdoing the starch in his trousers.
BB, you're funnier with your post-names than most bloggers are with the entire posts (including me!)...
Man he's a asshat--imagine, peeing all over her motorcycle like that!
That whirring you hear is her heart servo reconfiguring to "broken" mode.
Darrell thought he was clever ditching her in the woods. Of course he learned differently two weeks later when she showed up at his apartment with her new Brutal And Militant Bear Instigators. Never leave someone wandering lost and ready to join any counter-culture group looking for new members...
Especially ones who favor "direct action"...
If you think that's starch in his pants, then there's a rude awakening ahead! He's walking bowlegged because last night was Bimbo Night at the Velvet Spike! ;)
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Gustavo: Safety first! (That's why I warn all my hover-bike passengers against giving me handjobs while the vehicle is in motion.)
Spazmo: Not to mention, she wasted potential love-making time, ironing all those pleats into her skirt.
Scipio: Wow! THANKS, buddy! That's a helluva compliment, coming from you (the funniest blogger on the 'net).
Chawunky (YAY! Chawunky's back!): "Initializing bittercomplaining.exe..."
Lurker: That's kind of hot, actually.
Comixbear: That's one way to forget a woman...!
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